Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Overheard in the ICU Today

Resident 1: Did that patient die?

Resident 2:  Yeah, celestial discharge.

Resident 3:  D/C to JC.





Resident 1:  Hey, did you call Urology to see the patient?

Resident 2:  The rod squad?

Resident 3:  The stream team?




Resident 1:  Did you check that guy's penis?

Resident 2:  That's what she said......




Fellow:  How'd the tap go?

Resident:  Good....I tapped him twice.    Er....(giggle giggle).



Apparently the ICU team has regressed to 12 year old boy humor. 

Happy Thanksgiving!

2 comments:

theJovan said...

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Still waiting for a new post!

:-D

Rustain said...

I was reading your blog and just laughed out loud in the med 3 room at some of these quotes.