As I was driving home today....in my super-rad station wagon....I became keenly aware of that pesky roll of fat that has persistently protruded over the top of my pants for the past 17 months. And I thought back to the days, many moons ago, when I worked at Jerry's Bait Shop and would tie my Budweiser t-shirts up in a knot to show off my belly. (What? Stop looking at me that way.) I never ONCE had to suck in my belly. Even when I was sitting down. No fat rolls. No blubber. I took those days for granted.
As I drove, I sat up as straight as I could, arched my back a little bit and sucked, and sucked and sucked some more. But the roll would not go away. It actually shifted to my back a little bit.
Then I went to my mom's house and ate a cookie.
The End
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3 comments:
I can totally relate to this...shopped for a swimsuit today and things are not looking good... But we both have beautiful little girls to show for it :)
Hahahahahahahahaha!!
Fact = we are getting old!!! Good thing you got married young. Starting up Jazzercise tomorrow, hopefully it transforms my body before Oct. 8th. I support you not doing the Bridesmaid diet so the Bride has a chance to shine! :)
Rach
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