Dear Lower Esophageal Sphincter,
"Hormones" are not an excuse. I have heartburn from drinking WATER! You really need to step up your game, you lazy piece of crap. My esophagus is freaking killing me. And my sad little H2 blocker...? It's like Charlie trying to piss out a bonfire.
Consider this your warning. Do NOT make me go to the ER and demand an IV PPI and a GI cocktail....and dilaudid....and IV benadryl.
Sincerely,
CBart
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I carried around TUMS and ate them like candy, bland foods and water gave me heartburn all the time. Hang in there CBart!
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