Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Wisdom

A wise and learned woman once said:

'Tis best for thou to empty thy bladder frequently,
for thou never knowest when thou may laugh unexpectedly.

Actually the woman wasn't wise or learned, rather she finally put two and two together after nearly wetting her pants on a daily basis.....with a growing fetus smashing her bladder. 

1 comment:

C Roach said...

Or, when you get to be my age, you need a sling for your bladder because you held it for half your life while teaching and coaching!